I hate when i put my food in the microwave and it makes all these explosive sounds,and when i take it out the microwave it's still cold...why FOOD WHY D; ,WHY YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT!!
A mushroom walks into a bar one evening, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender then informs him that they do not serve mushrooms. "Why not?" asks the mushroom, "I'm a fungi!" - Natalie :D
Tom was married to Lorraine. He was also having an affair with a woman named Clearly. After Lorraine died, Tom said at her funeral, "I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW LORRAINE IS GONE!"
Willy had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
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Willy had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.
ReplyDelete"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
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